He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
as a side note pls kill me
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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