so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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