He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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