Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Randomize