She announced her abortion via fbk
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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