i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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