New invention idea: vibrating tampons
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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