Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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