Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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