If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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