normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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