So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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