Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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