i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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