i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
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