maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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