So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
She even gives head with a lisp.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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