Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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