I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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