office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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