All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Randomize
