Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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