I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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