have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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