btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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