I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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