Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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