I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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