have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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