Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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