God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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