I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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