is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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