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(585): View more from New York

I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.

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(409): View more from Texas

He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'

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(302): View more from Delaware

Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.

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(702): View more from Nevada

i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life

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(720): View more from Colorado

I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match

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(775): View more from Nevada

Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost

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Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"

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