So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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