I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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