kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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