I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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