Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize