8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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