they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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