Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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