we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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