he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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