i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
you would pick up someone in the library
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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