Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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