see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Randomize