I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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