apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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