You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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